Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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