Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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