Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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