i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It's rum buckets o'clock
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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