i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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