Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I have demons in me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it penis luge time yet?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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