i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Randomize
