turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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