have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
