she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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