I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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