Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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