that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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