Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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