Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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