Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
zippers are such a cool invention
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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