Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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