I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
