She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
When did we convert life to cartoon?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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