Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
