I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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