she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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