Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
