I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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