On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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