Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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