I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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