So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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