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You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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