Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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