so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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