I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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