Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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