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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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