I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
sex in a hospital.. check
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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