you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
whose parrot is this?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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