could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
