What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is wine microwaveable?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
soo... how was my night?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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