The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
