You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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