there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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