i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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