Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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