I must be too annoying 4 u.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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