whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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