Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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