You're completely useless in the revolution.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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