Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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