Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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