on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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