What did we do last night that was yellow?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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