i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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