Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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